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Biden Gives Medal Of Freedom To Hamas Terrorist For Waiting Two Days Before Murdering Hostages
Joe Biden Loves Hamas
Hamas is a well armed and organized group of Palistinian terrorists. These same terrorists recently started a full-scale war with Israel because too many Jewish people exist. Also, those same rotten Jews were bringing up all the real estate values in Gaza and the West Bank, which was forcing all the palistinians to have to mow their own lawns too. Those monsters!
As insiders know, US President Joe Biden loves Hamas. He thinks it makes excellent dipping sauce for pita-bread.
Hamas can’t be all bad - it makes excellent dipping sauce for pita-bread ~Joe Biden on Hamas terrorists
Biden loves Hamas so much, he recently gave $100 million to the Hamas1 terrorist group after they attacked Israel because no one had the time or the crayons to explain to him that this was a terrible idea.
Fortunately, Joe (or his chinese handlers?) has recognized the error of his ways: Joe noticed a two-day cease-fire where the Hamas terrorist said they needed quick, two-day “war timeout” in order to get some of their people back. That’s right, two whole days of no killing!
Netanyahu, can we get a quick mulligan on this war thing we started? We kinda need some of our important people back. ~masked Hamas leader
Giving Hamas The Award
Joe Biden has now formally recognized the benevolent and peace-loving ways of these fine, upstanding terrorists by presenting one of the masked representatives with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The highest honor a sitting president can bestow.
The Hamas know that dead people are the most peaceful people there are, so we give you this high honor for making more people behave peacefully… I need ice-cream… ~Joe Biden
Other news sources report that the Hamas are also going to receive the Nobel Peace prize for their tireless efforts in making more people peaceful… through death.
As of Monday (Nov. 27, 2023), Hamas has released 69 hostages of the more than 240 people, many women and children, who were abducted from their homes on Oct. 7; meanwhile, Israel has released 150 prisoners.2. That’s a lot of hostages being exchanged, so the Hamas clearly needed to get some of their people back pronto!
It Was Only A Brief Cease-Fire
As of this writing, Joe Biden has not been informed that the War is scheduled to resume on Wednesday. At least Joe can still enjoy that marvelous dipping sauce!