The Setup

Democratic officials, in an effort to smear Donald Trump, have spent the past two years inventing indictment after indictment for the former president. The hope is, that if the Democrats can get one of these imaginary crimes to stick, then Trump will be ineligible to run for president in 2024 and hand the Democrats a easy victory.

They have invented 5 indictments in a row. All of these indictments have failed miserably thus far, leaving Trump exonerated - and the Democrats embarrassed - each time. But those indictments were all created out of thin air.

This time it’s different…

Indictment #6

The Donald’s luck may have just run out. The National Christmas tree in Washington DC was knocked over¹. This time they have Donald Trump right where they want him: caught fleeing the scene of that very crime. Here is the shocking photographic evidence of Trump’s vandalism…

You may be thinking, “Hey! The Donald is just planting a tree, it’s not even winter in that photo!”

But you’d be very wrong, else prosecutors would not have indicted him in the first place!

The Donald Responds

In an effort to practice journalistic integrity, we did reach out to the Trump administration for comment.

“This is fake news! I wasn’t even in Washington at the time. It was obviously just the wind.” ~Donald Trump

“This is the worst fake indictment yet!” Trump responded. “This is fake news! I wasn’t even in Washington. It was just the wind! Do you have any idea how many witnesses and how much video there is of me at Mar-A-Lago to prove I wasn’t there? This is a waste of time and totally unconstitutional!”

The fact the Trump has to deny it is all the proof this reporter needs to prove that he is guilty.

“You think Jesus is happy with our choices as a country right now? I think maybe He knocked His Own tree down as a sign! Ever think of that?” ~Donald Trump

Whoa! Too far Donald. Isn’t there a blasphemy law on the books somewhere? Democrats need to convict Trump of exercising this kind of free speech while they’re at it!

Indictment #7

At publishing time, the former president was being indicted for stealing the shovel in the photo above which he used to topple the National Christmas tree. He only has 7 billion dollars left, so where did the money come from for that shovel? We think the answer is obvious. “Presidential discount”.