Corruption Charges

On December 1st, 2023, George Santos became only the sixth member of the House of Representatives to be kicked out in US History¹.

“But I haven’t been convicted of anything yet! ~George Santos

Being a congressman for New York, Santos is obviously corrupt. Voting for a congressman from New York must be like choosing which tanker-truck of chicken manure you think would make the best pie-filling during Thankgiving dinner with your stuffy inlaws.

At least 90% of congressmen are corrupt. What sets George Santos apart? Santos did not launder his filthy lucre and bribery money using interns and consultants, but with a giant washing machine.

Santos was serving his first term as a New York representative, and hadn’t learned the ropes. This includes sharing a portion of those ill-gotten gains with your corrupt congressional cronies.

George heard the term ‘money laundering’ and took it literally

One Washington insider spelled it out simply for us, “Like most congressmen, Santos is about as sharp as a bowling ball made of jello. They get elected because they smile and read pre-written speaches well, not because they’re good people.

“Santos stole with both hands. Then he heard the term ‘money laundering’ and took it literally because he was too new to office to know what it really meant. But by that time he was already stealing everything that wasn’t nailed down.”

Evidence Siezed

Santos then put all his crimes on his Only Friends channel and practically dared anyone to come after him. Santos knew he was - as a Washington politician - untouchable by law enforcement.

What he didn’t expect was for the Feds to impound his washing machine and all the evidence inside it.

“We found One Dollar bills, Two Dollar bill, Three Dollar bills…” ~FBI agent Dana Moulder

Here’s what FBI agent Dana Moulder shared with us: “We found so much evidence inside that industrial sized washer, like you wouldn’t believe. We found One Dollar bills, Two Dollar bill, Three Dollar bills, and more, all stolen from the American people. So we started indibting him right away, you know, once both George Soros and the Chinese goverment granted us permission.”

At Least Pretend Not To Be Corrupt

You can’t be openly corrupt in Congress - not even as a New Yorker!

Santos’ main problem is that he didn’t keep his corruption a secret. Not even a little. Things like:

• wire fraud
• money laundering
• theft of public funds
• aggravated identity theft
• and conspiracy to commit offenses against the United States ²

were all on the front page of George Santos’ resume. This made all the other congressmen uncomfortable - sure they do all the same things and often on a larger scale, but the difference is, they’re a little bit quieter about it.

George Santos is also the first person in history to be booted from office without being convicted of any crime¹. Sure, he’s been indicted loads of times - but that’s akin to being officially accused - yet, as of this writing, Santos hasn’t been convicted of anything. Yet.

Trying to boot someone from office without a felony conviction isn’t new - they tried that three times on Donald Trump, and the impeachment attempts all failed - this is the first time it’s succeeded. A dangerous precedent.

Happy Holiday Hypocrisy

With Christmas right around the corner, we’re glad to see another corrupt politician be kicked out of office. Yet how bad do you have to be that all the other corrupt politicians don’t want you around?

The lesson here is simple: you can be as corrupt as the day is long, you just have to lie about it.

At publishing time, George Santos was trying to write himself a full pardon before his eviction-from-congress paperwork was finalized.